2 Gedanken zu „weit und nördig

  1. jooki

    They see me mowin‘, my front lawn.
    I know they’re thinking I’m so white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Can’t you see? I’m white and nerdy.
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy!
    I wanna roll with, the gangstas.
    But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Really, really white and nerdy.

    First in my class here at MIT.
    Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D.
    MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC.
    Keep your 40%, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea.
    My rims never spin, to the contrary.
    You’ll find that they’re quite stationary.
    All of my action figures are cherry.
    Steven Hawking’s in my library.
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out.
    Got people beggin‘ for my top eight spaces.
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places.
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces.
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise.
    I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days.
    Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed.
    My fingers‘ movin‘ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze.
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run.
    At Pascal, well I’m number one.
    Do vector calculus just for fun.
    I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun.
    „Happy Days“ is my favorite theme song.
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong.
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on.
    I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon.

    They see me roll on, my Segway.
    I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Can’t you see? I’m white and nerdy.
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy!
    I’d like to roll with, the gangstas.
    Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    I’m just too white and nerdy.
    How’d I get so white and nerdy?

    I’ve been browsin‘, inspectin‘.
    X-Men comics, you know I collect ‚em.
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‚em.
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored.
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media.
    I edit Wikipedia.
    I memorized Holy Grail really well.
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL.
    I got a business doing websites.
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for ‚em all.
    Even made a homepage for my dog.
    Yo, I got myself a fanny pack.
    They were havin‘ a sale down at The Gap.
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap.
    Pop, pop, hope no one sees me, gettin‘ freaky.
    I’m nerdy in the extreme.
    And whiter than sour cream.
    I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team.
    Only question I, ever thought was hard.
    Was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair.
    Got my name on my underwear.

    They see me strollin‘, they’re laughin‘.
    And rollin‘ their eyes, ‚cause I’m so white and nerdy.
    Just because I’m white and nerdy.
    Just because I’m white and nerdy.
    All because I’m white and nerdy.
    Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy.
    I wanna bowl with, the gangstas.
    But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy.
    I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy!

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